Laugh-In1967

Sammy Davis Jr.:
You know, my ancestors picked so much cotton that I still hate to open an aspirin bottle.

Joey Bishop:
If you're scoring at home, that was the first good one tonight.

Sammy Davis Jr.:
I'll tell you, I just can't win. Last night I dreamt I was white, and a colored kid beat me up.

Joey Bishop:
I thought that was funny, but I laugh at everything.

Sammy Davis Jr.:
You know, we're not too dumb. We move into a block and when the values go down, we buy up all the land and then move out.

Joey Bishop:
Here's another one that won't choke you up:

Sammy Davis Jr.:
You know, they don't make us sit in the back of the bus anymore, because they found out most of the accidents happen in the front.

Joey Bishop:
What we got here is a failure to communicate.