Little House on the Prairie1974

Caroline Ingalls:
He has a very busy schedule.

Harriet Oleson:
Is that what he told you?

Caroline Ingalls:
What do you mean by that?

Harriet Oleson:
Believe me, Mrs. Ingalls, I don't want to have to be the one to tell you; but since we're such good friends I feel I should be the one to tell you.

Caroline Ingalls:
Please, Mrs. Olsen...

Harriet Oleson:
Mrs. Ingalls, it upsets me so! I don't know why it is the wife is always the last one to know...

Caroline Ingalls:
I know! I know everything!

Harriet Oleson:
Did you know that Mrs. Thurman did not tell you the truth? Nor... nor did your husband.

Caroline Ingalls:
I know already...

Harriet Oleson:
Oh my Dear! You don't know the half of it. Now, I've been asking around, clearly out of concern for you, you understand. And I understand that your husband has been seen coming and going from the Widow Thurman's home every day for a week. Now, if I were you...

Caroline Ingalls:
Well, you're not me, Harriet! In the first place, it's none of your business! And in the second place, I know already! Thirdly, I trust Charles completely!