Little House on the Prairie1974

Laura Ingalls:
Ma'am, I'm a poor child, and I need your help. My mother died. My Pa's real, real sick.

Mrs. Hobson:
Well, that's terrible!

Laura Ingalls:
Yes ma'am. And my two baby sisters are starving from hunger.

Mrs. Hobson:
I've never heard of such a thing!

Laura Ingalls:
It's really sad, ma'am. And that's why I'm doing all I can to help. That's why I'm selling Dr. Briskin's Homeopathic Remedies.

Mrs. Hobson:
Selling? You?

Laura Ingalls:
Yes ma'am. This one sells colic quick as a scat. And this one is for diseases of the heart. And this one is for stomach troubles. Any disease that you have I've got the cure for.

Mrs. Hobson:
If that's true, why is it your mother's dead and your father's sick?

Laura Ingalls:
Well... You see...

Mrs. Hobson:
Aren't you one of the Ingalls' girls?

Laura Ingalls:
Yes ma'am.

Mrs. Hobson:
I saw your mother this morning and she looked in very good health.