Revelation1999

Cindy:
Um, we've got some leftover salad if you're hungry.

Willie Spino:
Salad? You gotta be kidding me. Don't you have some steaks lying around here someplace?

Cindy:
Well, I'm vegetarian.

Willie Spino:
Yeah, well, if God didn't want us to eat animals he shouldn't have made them out of meat.

Cindy:
Oh, I'm not vegetarian 'cause I love animals. I'm vegetarian 'cause I hate plants.

Willie Spino:
Yeah, well, I didn't work my way to the top of the food chain to sit around chewin' on a cucumber.

Cindy:
Oh, well, that explains a lot. Vegetables ARE brain food.

Willie Spino:
Ooh. She's not only gorgeous, but she's rude and sarcastic too.