Lou Grant1977

Vern Eggly:
The reason I asked you all here is: I think I know where the mystery memoirs are coming from and I think we have a suspect.

Lou Grant:
Colonel Mustard.

Art Donovan:
In the library.

Charlie Hume:
With the candlestick.

Vern Eggly:
Ok, ok, now, now, now what do we know? One: someone on the Trib is writing cheesy, sexy memoirs. Two: no editor has assigned anyone to write cheesy, sexy memoirs. Three: the retrieval code is close enough to our computer language, so that the cheesy, sexy memoirs have been showing up on Lou's terminal and later on Adam's.

Lou Grant:
Vern, just tell us who's writing the cheesy, sexy memoirs.

Vern Eggly:
Don't you wanna hear how I figured it out?

Charlie Hume:
No.

Vern Eggly:
You really want me to just, tell you?

Lou Grant:
Yeah.

Vern Eggly:
It's Joe Rossi.

Lou Grant:
[stands up] Rossi?

Art Donovan:
Ok, Vern, I wanna know how you know that.

Vern Eggly:
I just walked by his terminal, he's doing it right now.