M*A*S*H

M*A*S*H1972

Stars: Alan Alda, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 25 minutes

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "… more »



Hawkeye:
[Hawkeye, Trapper and Margaret are drunk. Hawkeye sings] I wish there were a radio way up in heaven/So I could say hello to Mother every day.

Hot Lips:
I didn't know you could sing.

Hawkeye:
Was I singing? I thought I was dancing.

[They all laugh]

Frank:
What the devil's going on in here?

Trapper:
Frank! Baby!

Hawkeye:
[sings, followed by Trapper and Margaret] Come on in and take off your skin and rattle around in your bones!

Frank:
Major Houlihan!

Hot Lips:
Whoop!

Frank:
This really cuts me to the quick!

Hawkeye:
That's quite all right. His quick could use some cutting!

Hawkeye, Hot Lips, Trapper:
[laughing]

Frank:
Let me have that! [sniffs flask] Where did this liquor come from?

Hot Lips:
Shhhhh!

Hawkeye, Trapper:
[almost in unison] Yeah, don't tell anybody.

Frank:
As your commanding officer, I insist!

Hawkeye:
Ok, ok, ok. [Grabs Frank and pull him closer] You take eleven string beans, one onion, half a radish, and four banamas.

Trapper:
[Grabs Frank's sleeve] Mix it up, and you... uh... let it soak for... uh... six weeks.

Hawkeye:
Days.

Trapper:
Days.

Hot Lips:
You'd better write this down, Frank.

Hawkeye:
[Grabs Frank back] Then you look around and you find the tallest tree, and you hang the stuff in an emena bag, and you let it lay there for eighteen weeks...

Trapper:
Days.

Hawkeye:
Days.

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