M*A*S*H1972

Henry Blake:
The job will be a killer.

Frank Burns:
I can adjust.

Henry Blake:
I hope you can. I'm giving it to Pierce.

Hawkeye:
Oh, thanks.

Frank Burns:
*What*? You can't! I won't stand for it!

Henry Blake:
Frank, the one thing that will get you nowhere with me is impersonating my wife.

Frank Burns:
Well, what about rank?

Hawkeye:
Can I help it if I'm not as rank as you?

Frank Burns:
This is unheard of!

Henry Blake:
Face it, Pierce is the best cutter in the outfit. He's certified in chest and general surgery. Frank, in case you haven't read the papers, there's a war on. We're here to patch guys together. We can't be so GI we lose patients!

Frank Burns:
Are you implying that he's a better doctor?

Henry Blake:
Yes, when the heat's on!