M*A*S*H1972

Frank Burns:
[Hawkeye has thrown Frank a surprise party to buy off Margaret] Pierce, Mclntyre, this is the happiest night of my life, buddies!

Hawkeye:
You want to share the happiness, Frank?

Frank Burns:
With the whole world!

Hawkeye:
Sign this. [Hands him Klinger's Section 8 discharge papers]

Frank Burns:
Sure! What is it? [reads papers]

Frank Burns:
Never! You're asking me to let a pervert out of the army?

Hawkeye:
Oh, right, Frank. By all means, let's keep the perverts *in* the army.

Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre:
Klinger's not a pervert!

Margaret:
How do you know?

Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre:
Because I'm one and he's never at the meetings!