M*A*S*H1972

[B.J., posing as a MP, storms inside the training tent]

Captain B.J. Hunnicut:
Attend-hut! Prepare for inspection! Ladies and gentlemen, General Lyle Dumbkopf.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
[Hawkeye storms in, posing as a general;gruff voice] Thank you, Cato. Where are the girls? Where are the girls?

Captain B.J. Hunnicut:
He wants girls! He wants girls!

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
[to Margaret] You, suck it that gut! Throw out that chest! You stay just the way you are.

[Hawkeye grabs Margaret]

Major Margaret Houlihan:
[shireks] Get away from me!

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Let's have a major skirmish.

Major Charles Winchester:
Play this comic opera elsewhere.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Comic opera?

Major Charles Winchester:
We are busy here!

Captain B.J. Hunnicut:
Shall I have him shot, Mon general?

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Shooting is too good for him. Lock him in the kitchen.

Major Margaret Houlihan:
[grows furious] That's it, get out. Get out of here!

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Cato, sound retreat.

[B.J. blows a whistle]

Major Margaret Houlihan:
[screams] OUT!

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
I shall not return.

[Margaret repeatedly hits Hawkeye and B.J. as she chases the two out of the tent]

Major Margaret Houlihan:
Come on! Get out of here! [frustrated] Can we just get on with it?