M*A*S*H

M*A*S*H1972

Stars: Alan Alda, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 25 minutes

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "… more »



Margaret:
Colonel, I want a transfer.

Hawkeye:
No transfers are issued until the camp comes to a full stop.

Trapper:
And watch your step getting off.

Margaret:
And these two are at the top of my list!

Hawkeye:
Hey, we finished first and second.

Margaret:
They've totally destroyed my authority with the nursing staff; they have made a mockery of my majority!

Hawkeye:
What do you know? We're major mockers.

Henry Blake:
Simmer down, Pierce. That's an order.

Margaret:
[scoffs] An order? Why don't you stop masquerading as a commanding officer? You're nothing but a spineless, mealymouthed, fly-fishing impostor!

Trapper:
He's not an impostor.

Hawkeye:
Right. He's a *genuine* spineless, mealymouthed fly-fisher.

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