M*A*S*H

M*A*S*H1972

Stars: Alan Alda, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 25 minutes

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "… more »



Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
How dare you do that to me in front of a room full of people! I have to work with them!

Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan:
You'll work with them a lot better when you start treating them like people.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Don't hand me that baloney. You're not standing up for her as a woman, you're really jealous of her, aren't you?

Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan:
Jealous of her?

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Olive green.

Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan:
Over you? Don't be an ass! You think everything revolves around you and your spectacular body, don't you?

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
You're raving.

Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan:
You think a woman is dead until she lives for you. Well, let me tell you something, Benjamin Franklin, we actually survive without you. We live, we breathe, we dream, we do our work, we earn our pay, sometimes we even have our little failures, and then we pull ourselves together all without benefit of your fabulous electric lips! And let me tell you something else, buster. I can walk into that kitchen anytime I want, and replace those fabulous lips of yours with a soggy piece of liver!

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