M*A*S*H1972

Father Mulcahy:
[singing] A chaplain in the Army has a collar on his neck. If you don't listen to him, you'll all wind up in Heck.

Everybody:
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee Mom, I wanna go home.

BJ & Hawkeye:
Oh, the surgeons in the Army, they say we're mighty bright. We work on soldiers through the day and nurses through the night.

Everybody:
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee Mom, I wanna go home.

Col. Potter:
Friendships in the army, they say are mighty rare. So I spend all my free time carousing with my mare.

Everybody:
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee Mom, I wanna go home.

Nurses:
The surgeons in the army, their brains they are profound. But we'll take chopper pilots, they'll get you off the ground.

Everybody:
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee Mom, I wanna go home.

Radar:
The corporals in the army, ya say we're really green. But if it weren't for us guys you'd be in the latrine.

Everybody:
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee Mom, I wanna go home.

Klinger:
Oh, some guys like the Army. I think that it's a mess. If it's so damn terrific. How come I wear a dress?

Everybody:
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee Mom, I wanna go home.

Margaret:
The nurses in the army, they haven't tied the knot. But this one's gonna try it with Donald Penobscott.

Everybody:
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee Mom, I wanna go. But they won't let me go. Gee Mom, I wanna go home.