M*A*S*H1972

Colonel Flagg:
You were insanely jealous of her engagement. You were furious at being rejected. You were capable of murder!

Hawkeye:
That's right! So you hit her over the head with a blunt instrument.

B.J.:
A saxophone.

Hawkeye:
Then you hypnotized her and told her she was Johnny Ray.

B.J.:
Then you performed plastic surgery on her, made her look like Johnny.

Hawkeye:
The rest is obvious. You stuck her in a trunk, you mailed her to Las Vegas, and now she's doing two shows a night at The Sands.

B.J.:
Three on Saturdays.

Colonel Flagg:
There's only one flaw in that theory.

Hawkeye:
Only one?

Colonel Flagg:
They don't do three shows a night on Saturday at The Sands.

Hawkeye:
How do you know?

Colonel Flagg:
I was a showgirl for six weeks.