M*A*S*H

M*A*S*H1972

Stars: Alan Alda, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 25 minutes

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "… more »



Major Margaret Houlihan:
Frank, you stole that Colt.

Major Franklin Marion Burns:
I Never [pause] it's just that I appreciate guns...

Major Margaret Houlihan:
You lied to me Frank! That's worse than stealing!

Major Franklin Marion Burns:
Well, I happen to think stealing is worse than lying.

Major Margaret Houlihan:
And *you* did both!

Major Franklin Marion Burns:
So I ought-ta know!

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