M*A*S*H1972

Colonel Carmichael:
[after Radar explains helping Frank search Klinger's tent] This Cpl. Klinger, she's a nurse?

Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly:
[laughs briefly] Oh, no, sir.

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
If I may, Colonel, Cpl Klinger is a corpsman. He's a good soldier. He'd prefer to be a good civilian. To that end he dresses, erm...

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
In dresses.

Colonel Carmichael:
Bucking for a section 8?

Col. Sherman T. Potter:
The man does his job, I'll give him that. I'm not saying I'd want an entire company of Klingers.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Unless Christian Dior attacks Pearl Harbor.