M.K. 22

M.K. 222004

M.K. 22 (Hebrew: ?.?. 22 - Mem Qoph 22) is an Israeli animated sitcom, revolving around the adventures of soldiers in a fictional IDF military base hosting the so-called "Israeli doomsday weapon". The show was created for the cable channel Bip and d… more »



Gili Lahav Nachmani:
[after the supreme court has declared that handicapped people may try out for Air Force Combat Pilot training]... Thousands of handicapped people have begun preparing for flight school try-outs. We have selected just one. Michal Levinstein, a crippled girl, paralysed from the waist down, with one lung, one kidney, and mental retardation.

Michal Levinstein:
I'm not retarded!

Gili Lahav Nachmani:
So what? It's a better story if you are. Michal, do you REALLY believe you'll pass the selection program?

Michal Levinstein:
Of course! I have a motto: There's no "Can't", there's only "Won't"!

Gili Lahav Nachmani:
But in your case, there IS "Can't". Can't stand up. Can't run around. Can't feel this... [Gili kicks Levinstein in the shin]

Michal Levinstein:
Owww!

Gili Lahav Nachmani:
Can't swim. Can't dance. Can't go into a room without everyone saying "Ecccch, look at that disgusting cripple... blehhhhh"

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