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Doreen Larkin:
What do you want to eat?

Stuart Larkin:
A Happy Meal!

Doreen Larkin:
Stuart, this is a Chinese restaurant. They don't make the Happy Meal!

Stuart Larkin:
[growling] Then I hate the Chinese!

Doreen Larkin:
STUART! That kind of talk is racist! What does Momma say about little boys who are racist?

Stuart Larkin:
Little boys who are racist learn to be racist from their mother!

Doreen Larkin:
[nods] That's righ- [stands up] Oh! Ohh! Stuart, I've never said anything racist in front of you!

Stuart Larkin:
[nods] Hmm-hmm! You said that Canadians are wussies. And that black people are not scary if they keep their hair neat.

Doreen Larkin:
Oh! Okay...

Stuart Larkin:
The French are smelly and can't fight...