MADtv1995

Bob Marley:
You ever get your mother to the point she's got no choice but to threaten you WITH your father? You know, 'wait till your father gets home, heh heh heh!' My sister and I just laughed like hell because my dad didn't care about anything but his tools. Don't EVER touch your father's tools, he'd be walking around fuming I said 'what's the matter, Dad?' He said 'I'll tell you what's the matter, 20 minutes ago I had a hammer right here, do you see a hammer there now? No you don't!' I said 'Well maybe those hammer fairies took it, Dad', he said 'Oh the hammer fairies your ass!'