Mai-HiME2004

Mai Tokiha:
[using a megaphone] Hey, you out on raft 14, come back closer to the shore. You're too far out. You can play safe and still have fun, remember. [sighing to herself] Well, I guess it's not like I have anything better to do during summer break anyway

[Mai hears someone screaming and uses her binoculars to see why. A big fish is suddenly rushing towards the shore, passing by some scared people]

Mai Tokiha:
[confused] Huh?

[the fish hits the sand, and then two legs ascend from the bottom of the fish]

Mai Tokiha:
[utterly confused] What what what?

[the legs under the fish run towards Mai, passing more scared and confused people]

Mikoto Minagi:
[lifting the heavy fish] Mai! I got dinner!

Some guy at the beach:
That's a saw-edged perch!

[Mai stares at Mikoto and the fish still in confusion]

Shizuru Fujino:
[in a playful tone] Well, that's quite an impressive fish.

[Mai looks at Shizuru. Mikoto turns, along with the fish, and looks at Shizuru as well]

Mai Tokiha:
President!

Shizuru Fujino:
[playful tone] That's quite a vicious-looking fish.

[Haruka and Yukino enter]

Haruka Suzushiro:
[unimpressed] What a hideous face. What is it?

Yukino Kikukawa:
[bit cheerfully] It's a saw-edged perch, Haruka.

Haruka Suzushiro:
Really?

Yukino Kikukawa:
Yeah. It's good in a hot pot or as sashimi.

Haruka Suzushiro:
Maybe we'll be able to use it as a tool!

[there's an awkward silence. Everyone stares at Haruka, then the random people at the beach start to leave]

Haruka Suzushiro:
What? What is it? [starts to flail and thrash] It's a clever litticism!

Yukino Kikukawa:
You mean witticism.