Malcolm in the Middle2000

Dewey:
[excited] Hey, guys. I was digging around in the garage, and I found the spare key to Dad's car.

Malcolm:
Do you know what this means?

Reese:
[ecstatic] We can key stuff!

Malcolm:
No, we have mobility. We can drive over to the next city.

Reese:
And key stuff there!

Malcolm:
And key stuff there, and cherry-bomb stuff there - Reese, we have access to a car with no adult supervision. We can do whatever we want. And if we get caught, they'd blame Mom and Dad for being absentee parents. This is the perfect crime!

Dewey:
I was thinking we could drive to the arcade.

Reese:
[incredulous] Arcade? What are you, twelve?

Dewey:
[as if it should be obvious] Yeah.