Malcolm in the Middle2000

Malcolm:
[the family, and community, have been evacuated to the school gym] What are you doing with toilet paper?

Reese:
I got my hands on some canned fruit, I traded those for batteries, the batteries for DVDs, and I swapped those with the janitor for the school's entire supply of toilet paper. Once the 'specially seasoned' meatloaf works its magic, I can name my price.

Malcolm:
Y'know, that's not only unbelievably evil, but you actually put some thought and effort into it. I'm impressed.

Reese:
I guess when people are miserable and suffering, it brings out the best in me. Thanks for noticing.