Married with Children1987

Al Bundy:
Peg, you don't have that "I've been satisfied by Al Bundy" look on your face. Maybe you should go to your girly doctor. They say you should get checked out every few years or so. Put you up on a rack and check your belts and hoses.

Peggy Bundy:
There is nothing wrong with my belts and hoses. I just need to be taken out and driven once in a while.

Al Bundy:
Well, that can't a shot at me. I'm Al Bundy the mailman. I deliver.

Peggy Bundy:
But mailmen are slow and deliver every day.

Al Bundy:
Yes, but they don't always go to the same house.