Married with Children1987

Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy:
Hey, Stubby. We head about what happened to you so I got you a card.

[reads from the card]

Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy:
We heard about your little loss, we hope you'll make it through. Because thankfully the part they took was of no use to you. And though they took more than you'd like the good news is that another quarter inch would have been a full lopotomay. And P.S...

[Marcy chackles once againg in her chicken-sounding voice, and then exits]

Al:
[to Kelly and Bud] Kids, whenever you get a card like this, it must always be returned with a "thank you" card. Would you please go and key one in the side of Marcy's car?

Jefferson D'Arcy:
[to Kelly and Bud as they walk out] Hey, wait a minute! You kids do realize that Marcy's car is the red Mercedes?