Married with Children1987

Al Bundy:
[heckling at a basketball game] Hey Riley, nice hair. What, you using 30-weights now? Hey Barkley! You're playing like a virgin!

Peggy Bundy:
Al, you're being obnoxious!

Al Bundy:
You're supposed to heckle at a game. The players love it. It shows them that you appreciate the sport.

Peggy Bundy:
[heckling] Hey, baldy! Are you a real player, or did Sinead O'Conner get a tan?

[Xavier 'X-Man' McDaniel appears staring angrily at Peggy]

Al Bundy:
[quietly to Peggy] No, that's the wrong guy to heckle, Peg. That's Xavier McDaniel. They call him the X-Man. He's coming this way, Peg. You don't know me!

[Xavier McDaniel runs off the court and into the stands and confronts Peggy]

Xavier McDaniel:
Excuse me, but I couldn't help but overhear your little witticism.

Peggy Bundy:
[points to Al] He made me say it!

Xavier McDaniel:
My mistake.

[McDaniel picks up Al right out of his seat]

Peggy Bundy:
Uh, you know Mr. X, I just might leave him alone. He played high school football.

Xavier McDaniel:
[to Al] Didn't hear it from me. But you'll be leaving this game on a strechter!

Al Bundy:
Hey, couldn't we start things off as friends? Could you help be get Shaquill O'Neal's autograph?