Married with Children1987

Peggy Bundy:
Al, this isn't a check for $10,000. This is a bill for $10,000.

Al Bundy:
If you look a little closer, you'll see it's a bill for $100,000. You see, Buck was ready all right. A little bit more ready than our Lady of Astoria. Or should I say, the late Lady of Astoria.

Peggy Bundy:
To death, Al?

Al Bundy:
And beyond, Peg. But don't worry, the hundred-thou is payable over a three day period. So, I figure a couple of busy days at the shoe store, maybe a lemonade stand manned by my two daughters here, we'll be able to save up enough money to buy a chocolate bar and maybe some nylons for my new cellmate Bruno.

Kelly Bundy:
Daddy, if it'll help any, you can have my share of the $10,000.

Al Bundy:
I'll miss you most of all, scarecrow.