Married with Children1987

Shirley:
Aren't you open?

Al:
Sorry ma'am but unlike your mouth we occasionally close.

Shirley:
I want my money back, these shoes fell apart after one day and I wanna know why.

Griff:
Well you see ma'am this is a pliant heel with a cork filling.

Al:
Where as you are a giant seal with a pork filling.

Shirley:
You haven't heard the last of this, what goes around comes around.

Al:
Well considering your orbit looks like I have but ten more years.