Married with Children1987

[Al and Bud have halted on the borderline between Upper Unction and Lower Unction, resulting in a stalemate between the two towns]

Winston:
Hey... come over to our side, yeah? Yeah. Your death will be quicker.

Trevor:
No! Come to our side! At least we won't eat you afterwards.

Winston:
That is an ugly rumor, started by people who are jealous!

[shifting]

Winston:
Besides, it's dark over here. We couldn't tell. It's hard to know what we're eating sometimes.