Married with Children1987

Steve Rhodes:
I have another phone message for Peggy.

Peggy Bundy:
Who is it, Steve?

Steve Rhodes:
It's from your mother. She's worried about you and having not to talk to you every day. So, she's coming to stay until you get your phone put back in.

Al Bundy:
[Al's eyes widen with fear] How much time do we have?

Steve Rhodes:
She was packing her bags.

Al Bundy:
Great! Great! We can still stop her. She's so big and fat that she can never get through her front door on the first try. Peg, quick, call her. Use Steve's phone!

Steve Rhodes:
Oh, sure. Use Steve's phone, wake Steve up, let Steve take the message. Well, the Steve stops here and my phone is off-limits. Give Mom and hug for me.

Al Bundy:
Oh, God. What have I done?

Peggy Bundy:
Get out the Sitz bath, kids. Grandma's coming.

Al Bundy:
Look, Peg, go out to a payphone, call your mother before she gets to the bottom of her driveway because once she's in motion, you can't stop here! Was that a tremor? Oh God, she must be changing bras!