Married with Children1987

Miss DeGroot:
You'd like to check these out, would you? Well, I'm afraid you can't! Do you know why?

Young Al:
'Cause I didn't bring you French fries like the other boys do?

Miss DeGroot:
You're a bad seed, Bundy. You can't have these books because you are consistently overdue, you never have the money to pay... and looking at you now I doubt you ever will.

Young Al:
I'll bring 'em back, I promise.

Miss DeGroot:
You always promise, but you don't follow through. And that, in a nutshell, is your problem. Make a promise, keep a promise.

Young Al:
Yeah, yeah, bake a pie, eat a pie.