Married with Children1987

Al Bundy:
Hey, Pops. How they hangin'?

Pops:
Not too bad, son. Not too bad. I see you ordered the Fancy Figure 327. Solid bra. A bra with it's feet on the ground. A real man's bra.

[both Al and Pops the owner look over at a gay man trying on cosmetics and trying on a beauty contestant crown]

Al Bundy:
Ah, will you look at that? And they wonder why we call them queens.

Pops:
Yeah... they ought to be a law.

Muffy:
[off-screen] Pops! Phone! It's your wife.

Pops:
[to Al] My wife: nag, nag, nag! Sheetz!

[Al laughs as Pops walks around the desk to the back... revealing that he's not wearing slacks, but women's stockings and garter belts! Al jumps, looking hilariously shocked and disgusted]