Married with Children1987

Bud Bundy:
Kel, everyone with a name tag is someone's dumb date. I'll show you. Go talk to that guy there.

[Kelly walks up to a man]

Kelly Bundy:
Hi, I'm Kelly. I'm a model.

Delbert:
Hi, I'm Delbert. I'm a Los Angeles public school teacher.

Kelly Bundy:
[to Bud] That doesn't prove anything. He could just be a temp or something.

Bud Bundy:
Then go to that guy over there.

[Kelly walks up to another guy]

Kelly Bundy:
Hi, I'm Kelly. I'm a model.

Ralph:
Hi, I'm Ralph. I'm a TV network executive.

Kelly Bundy:
[to Bud] Uh-oh. But, I'm still not sold.

Bud Bundy:
Look over there. Does that sell you?

[Kelly and Bud walk over to a wall on which hangs a portrait of Vice President Dan Quayle with the banner:
'Last Year's Winner' as the most stupid attendee]

Kelly Bundy:
Oh my God, it's true!