Married with Children1987

Aaron:
So much to do you think you owe this store commission?

Al:
[laughs] I'm not selling shoes for the money. I'm in it to torture fat women. Where you been?

Aaron:
To buy you a birthday present. Here.

[he takes the gift and opens it to reveal a video tape]

Aaron:
It's Hot Dog, the Movie.

Al:
I prefer hot dog, the "Hot DOG".

[tosses tape]

Aaron:
You can return that at 10 o'clock tomorrow.

Al:
Yeah, I know how it feel. At least you didn't sing "Happy Birthday" to me, I HATE THAT! Nothing to do but stand there looking like an idiot until the damn thing is finished. I hope I can get through the day without someone singing "Happy Birthday" to me.