Married with Children1987

Jefferson D'Arcy:
Hey guys, since our wives are downtown feeding Christmas dinners for the homeless, shouldn't we be at the nudie bar feeding dollars to the topless?

Al Bundy:
Great idea. To the nudie bar.

Bob Rooney:
Where Christmas is nice...

Al Bundy:
And lap dances are half-price.

Al Bundy, Griff, Jefferson D'Arcy, Bob Rooney, Ike, Officer Dan:
At the nudie bar!

Ike:
Where you drink down the shooters...

Officer Dan:
And unwrap the hooters.

Al Bundy, Griff, Jefferson D'Arcy, Bob Rooney, Ike, Officer Dan:
At the nudie bar!

Jefferson D'Arcy:
Where eggnog's a plenty...

Griff:
And the girls are all 20.

Al Bundy, Griff, Jefferson D'Arcy, Bob Rooney, Ike, Officer Dan:
At the nudie bar!