Married with Children1987

Wayne:
I just want to let you know, that you are the stupidest girl I've had working here. And that says a lot. That says an awful lot. In fact, you are one whopping moron. So... you want to go out with me later?

Kelly Bundy:
I'd rather stick my face in the deep fryer, that is if there's enough room for it with the rats in there.

Wayne:
Hey, it took me half-an-hour to clean most of them out of there. Besides, the people seem to like the tails. We call them cajun fries. Oh, would you set a couple of traps before you leave? And set them on stun for they stay fresher.