Married with Children1987

[the band Anthrax looks into the Bundy's refrigerator which is empty]

Anthrax Band Member:
Wow, the desolation.

Anthrax Band Member:
It's not totally empty. There's a chiopotle in there.

Bud:
Guys, that's not a chiopotle. That was a meat loaf. But there's always Mom's aluminum foil wrapped mystery pack.

[the band grabs the aluminum wrapped package and begins eating the contents]

Bud:
Oh, wow, they're gonna eat the mystery pack. Even Dad won't eat the mystery pack. These guys are cool!

Anthrax Band Member:
Wow, the colors. The colors.

Anthrax Band Member:
Is your hump moving?

Anthrax Band Member:
Ow, it bit me.

Anthrax Band Member:
If this stuff came out the fridge, why is it hot?

Anthrax Band Member:
I see 50 people now. Let's jam.