Married with Children1987

Al:
[Al is explaining the auto insurance policy to Kelly] One: you can't drive on paved roads. Two: cars have the right of way. And because you have to always be on official farm business...

[pulls out a live chicken]

Al:
This must always be in your car, hence the South Forty motto "No Chicken, No Check".

Bud:
[comes through the front door] Hey, Kel.

[looks at Al]

Bud:
South Forty Insurance, Dad?

Al:
It's a damn fine company, "The Farmer's Best Friend" next to a sheep and a tall wheat field.