Married with Children1987

Captain Courage:
Where is the cabin boy?

Cabin Boy-Girl:
How may I serve you, sir?

Captain Courage:
You can swab the deck in my quarters, ye of cropped hair and dubious sexuality.

Cabin Boy-Girl:
Aye, aye, sir. But I seem to have misplaced my mop. May I use your nose hairs as bristles?

Captain Courage:
Mock me if you will, Cabin Boy-Girl. Now go! Before I make you walk the plank... or should I say, walk yourself?

Cabin Boy-Girl:
I sense you are threatened by my androgyny. Perhaps it is that encounter you had many years ago with your strange "uncle" pirate that hauntheth you.

Captain Courage:
I am not gay! Any man can live with his mother until he's 40.