Married with Children1987

Jefferson:
I got a big problem, Al. Marcy hasn't let go of that Barbie doll since I gave it to her. I need you to do me a little favor.

[Al pulls a "Big 'Uns" from under the couch]

Al:
Can I do it while I'm reading the magazine?

Jefferson:
You know, that magazine still belongs to me until you've paid me for it.

Al:
What is the favor?

Jefferson:
I need you to sleep with Marcy.

[Al reacts by slapping Jefferson' arm with the magazine]

Jefferson:
I don't mean "sleep" with her. Just lie next to her so I can have enough time to switch that Barbie with the regular Nurse Barbie. That 'Barbie-phile' we saw at the auction will give me $50,000 and the substitute. It'll just take an hour 'til I make the trade. How about it?

Al:
But, Jefferson, Peg might wake up and notice me gone, and then it might ruin an otherwise... sickening marriage.