Married with Children1987

Al:
What we need to do is find someone who can tell us how to fight this insanity.

Roger:
That's right. We need a man's man.

Bob Rooney:
Someone who always calls his own shots.

Jefferson D'Arcy:
A leader to lead us through the 90's.

Officer Dan:
A man among men.

Bob Rooney, Roger, Barney, Officer Dan:
Ironhead Haynes!

Jefferson D'Arcy:
Who's Ironhead Haynes?

Al:
The gruffest, toughest man to ever graduate from Polk High.

Roger:
He had a beard in the 7th Grade, and a wife.

Officer Dan:
Took out his own appendix with a Pocket Fisherman's knife.

Al:
He could have been a great football player for Polk High. But he refused to take off his spurs.

Jefferson D'Arcy:
We wore cowboy boots while playing football?

Al:
No boots. Just spurs.