Married with Children

Married with Children1987

11 year comedy about a man who sells shoes for a living, with his bon-bon Oprah watching wife, his ever horny son and dim-witted daughter along with the pesky neighbor and her two husbands. more »



[Marcy watches Peg wash her car and can't take it anymore]

Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy:
Ohh, I can't stand this for another minute! Look Peggy, Al's brainwashed you. You are not cheerful, tidy and hardworking. You're mean, rude and sloppy. You're a horrible wife, worst mother and proud of it.

Peggy:
I beg your pardon?

Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy:
Peggy, I say this with love. You're the laziest b*tch in Chicago.

Peggy:
And you are a bitter woman Marcy Darcy. You see my loving, picture perfect family and all of a sudden your pretty boy husband and foreign car don't seem so spiffy. Well, your jealous lies aren't getting thought to Mrs. Al Bundy. Good day.

[Peg picks up her bucket with cleaning solutions]

Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy:
Well... Peggy, wait.

Peggy:
[picks up the rag] And for future reference, my Al prefers to have his paper on the porch, not in the bushes. Remember that or we'll tell your supervisor.

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