Married with Children1987

Peggy:
[Al has gone outside to fix the roof] Kids! Hurry, come quick!

Bud:
What is it, Mom? Creditors? Should I boil some water?

Peggy:
No, kids. You know how you are always complaining that your father never does anything with the family? Well, just watch that window and your father has a big surprise for us.

Peggy:
Right about now; three, two, one

[Al screams and falls past the window, family laughs and claps]

Peggy:
Okay, back to bed, kids.

Kelly:
That was really great. You know, I'm so happy that I'm going to give Daddy his wallet back.

Bud:
But, we're going to keep the money, right?

Kelly:
Well, we didn't see him hit the ground.