Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman1976

Cathy Shumway:
You know, isn't it ironic - that if one of us had to get it, it's a miracle it was you.

Mary Hartman:
I know, I must have been born under an unlucky star. You know I have filled out entry blanks for every single drawing in the supermarket for the last twelve years, and the only thing I ever won was a coupon for a small little jar of tomato paste. But they were out of tomato paste, and by the time they got more in, my coupon had expired. And now I have venereal disease.