Robin Williams: Live on Broadway2002

Robin Williams:
It doesn't scare me that Dubya waved at Stevie Wonder; that's okay. Stevie's only been blind since *birth!* He's like, 'Stevie!' and Stevie's going, 'Is that muthaf***a waving at me? Goddamn! Does he think I'm *lookin* for him? Goddamn!' No, what scares me is that Dubya almost died from a f***ing pretzel! They have billions of dollars in national defense. They want billions more, to up the stakes, and the President almost goes down from *snack food!* Secret service are like 'Game's over man!' 'Gilligan's down! Gilligan's down! His own dogs didn't care! They were licking him for the salt!

Robin Williams:
You want a dog like Lassie, a dog who cares!

Robin Williams:
What's a matter, girl? President swallowed something, and you gave him the Heimlich?

Robin Williams:
What else, girl?

Robin Williams:
Mr. Chaney's meeting with the Enron people?

Robin Williams:
An Enron employee, secretary of the navy?

Robin Williams:
What about the Harken loan?

Robin Williams:
"Sorry girl, gonna have to put you down!"