Master of None2015

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Dev:
I feel like there should be an app that analyzes your tum and tells you what you want to eat.

Arnold:
Yeah, but [sighs] if the app could do that, you're basically saying it could read your mind.

Dev:
Yeah, I guess.

Arnold:
But, dude, you think that's a good idea? I mean, what if it gets in the wrong hands? It could do some malicious sh*t. Thinking about the military, some corporate espionage. Do you really want to risk all that?

Dev:
Yeah. Think about all the pain and suffering it could end. Like right now. I want something to eat, but I don't know what.

Arnold:
Dude, I'm hungry too. Let's eat. I'm good with whatever.

Dev:
Why do people always say that? That's no help at all. "I'm good with whatever" basically means "I'm bad at helping decide things."

Arnold:
Well, I'm trying this new thing where I live my life like water. You see, what ships pass through and what those vessels carry, I do not know.

Dev:
What about tacos?

Arnold:
Sure.

Dev:
Which place should we go to?

Arnold:
Literally any taco place.

Dev:
Come on. There's so many taco places. We got to make sure we go to the best one. I'll do some research.

Arnold:
Great. I'll sit here and do nothing.