Master of None2015

[first lines]

Arnold:
Dude, these bathrooms are so amazing. I love when restaurants splurge on those premium hand dryers. I feel like I'm drying my hands in the future.

Dev:
Oh, and that fancy soap? - Mm. - My hands smell like geraniums. It's amazing. Hey, so I was thinking about this. You know in that 8 Mile song, Eminem raps, There is no movie. There's no Mekhi Phifer. But it is a movie. And Mekhi Phifer's there. He's there.

Arnold:
Uh-uh. That's where you're wrong. He's writing it from the perspective of Eminem in real life.

Dev:
No, no, no. He says, "Mom's spaghetti." That's in the movie. He has a spaghetti stain on his shirt before the battle at The Shelter. He's B-Rabbit.

Arnold:
No, you're just being ignorant now. In the first verse, he's rapping as the character B-Rabbit, and there is a movie I'll grant you that.

Dev:
Thank yer.

Arnold:
But in the second verse, the perspective switches to that of Eminem, the real-life rapping actor. So, therefore, the lyrics stand. There *is* no movie. There *is* no Mekhi Phifer.

Dev:
[sighs] All right. Point taken.