Master of None2015

[last lines]

Mark:
A marriage is a beautiful thing that you make together. And it has many parts, one of which is monogamy. But the way we look at it, you don't just blow up the whole thing 'cause one part is broken. You try to fix that part. Like, if I had messed up one of the legs on the table I made for Nina, I wouldn't throw out the whole table. I'd fix the leg. Right, honey?

Nina:
Yeah. Look, it's not perfect. But it's real. It's life.

Mark:
Very real.

Nina:
Yeah.

Dev:
Wow, well, I'm glad this didn't end with you murdering me like in those Richard Gere movies.

Nina:
He's not gonna beat you to death with a snow globe and then wrap your body up in a rug and dump you in a landfill.

Mark:
Unfaithful, Unfaithful.

Nina:
Yeah!

Dev:
It's a great movie.

Mark:
Oh, Gere at his best.

Denise:
Good movie.

Mark:
Oh, and hey, I'm sorry I cut in line at the ice cream place. I was coked out of my mind. But I'm sober now.

Dev:
That's great.

Nina:
Good.

Dev:
Well, um, all right. All right.

Nina:
Anyway bye...

Denise:
Nice meeting y'all. I'll see you at work.

Denise:
[to Dev] What just happened?