Metalocalypse2006

Lorkey the Sailor:
'Tain't no difference, if ye ask me.

Toki Wartooth:
But that just doesn't seem to make any sense at all...

Lorkey the Sailor:
Comedy is about expressing your hate! The more hate you have, the funnier those rusty dildoes sittin' at them tables'll think you are!

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
But I bomb, and I hates everyt'ing.

Lorkey the Sailor:
Aye! But do ye hate yourself?

Toki Wartooth:
Hate... myself?

Lorkey the Sailor:
Ah, yes, 'specially now, eh? Bombing onstage, and Mr. Tangerine Pigtails went running away! 'Twill take some time for him to recover from that horror he went through.

Toki Wartooth:
[suddenly realizing Lorkey's point] I hate myself!

Lorkey the Sailor:
Yeah, now yer gettin' it! And once you can get in touch with your inner hatred, you can unleash it into the world! And once you embrace your hate, you will murder them! And you will kill. YOU WILL KILL!