Metalocalypse2006

Nathan Explosion:
My god these things are amazing, check it out. I'm an eye docter.

[Points laser at Murderface]

Charles Foster Ofdensen:
Can you please give me the laser pointer? It does not belong to you.

Nathan Explosion:
Hey wait your turn.

William Murderface:
Hey point that into my eyes again.

[gets lasered]

William Murderface:
Ahh yes, awesome!

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
Point the laser beams at my too eye.

[gets lasered]

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
Uhhhh. Cool!

Pickles the Drummer:
Dude check it out if you press really hard on your eyes it's also awesome dude!

William Murderface:
[Rubs eyes] Aww, awesome!

Toki Wartooth:
Yes but checks this out. I can force all the bloods to my face and gives myself a real cool blowj*b!

[strains, nose bleeds]

Toki Wartooth:
Dat's what I'm talking about!

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
He means nosebleed, not blowj*b. Idiot.