Midnight Screenings2011

Jake Norvell:
[continuing his story] I turned around to look, and I didn't see anything, so I was like, "Well, okay."

Brad Jones:
Uh-huh?

Jake Norvell:
And then, uh, the girl walked down the aisle, this is all of course before the movie ever started.

Brad Jones:
Oh!

Jake Norvell:
And, um, so she was walking and she tugging at her shirt a little bit like, you know, like, pulling it down. So, "What the f*** are they doing up there?"

Brad Jones:
Uh-huh.

Jake Norvell:
And so she comes back in, the movie's started. So I'm sitting there watching this just, just... awful movie... and I start to hearing this rhythmic...

Jake Norvell:
[makes fist and taps it rhythmically on his leg]

Brad Jones:
[laughing]

Jake Norvell:
Right?

Brad Jones:
It wasn't just the penguins slapping their feet or whatever?

Jake Norvell:
Oh no, no. No, no, the penguins have not shown up yet. And so I'm hearing this and at first...

Brad Jones:
[laughing hysterically]

Jake Norvell:
At first I thought Jerrid was just ripping ass, because it sounded like it was coming right beside me, and I look beside me and Jerrid's just like...

[c*cks head sideways]

Jake Norvell:
Neh! So I was, like, it wasn't Jerrid?

Jerrid Foiles:
I really was, just, brain-dead, 'cause this movie was just so bad.

Jake Norvell:
It was, it was bad. It was *bad*. And, um, so I'm like, "OK, it's not Jerrid, then what are they doing up there?" And I turned, and, uh, I'm sitting kinda like this.

[slouches in seat]

Jake Norvell:
And they can't see me. So I go like that to turn around...

Jake Norvell:
[turns head around]

Jake Norvell:
[turns back] And when I looked up there, I saw titties.

[everyone busts out laughing]