Midsomer Murders1997

Kate Wilding:
I would say that she's been stabbed once with a two-pronged instrument, probably steel.

DS Ben Jones:
Not a vampire bite,then. [to Barnaby] You must be disappointed.

DCI John Barnaby:
But somebody wanted to make it look like one. It's as if they want us to make a connection with the film.

DS Ben Jones:
So, who did it in the film?

Kate Wilding:
A 300-year-old nobleman, who can only drink the blood of virgins.

DS Ben Jones:
Ah, well, I'll keep a lookout.